United Wrestling Coalition March 15 New Egypt, NJ results


Posted on 3/21/125 by United Wrestling Coalition

United Wrestling Coalition
29th Anniversary Event and Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
New Egypt, New Jersey at the American Legion
March 15, 2025

Ring Announcer: Kevin Scholla
Referees: George Pinaha and Jimmy Storm
Promoter: Lois Thomas
Honorable President and Former Heavyweight Champion: Joe
Rules
Honorable Vice President and Mother of Anarchy: Daisy

1) At our last event, Wyatt Ravage was recruited by Payne's
Gate; however, our opening match was signed prior to his
recruitment. Payne's Gate—Samael Harris & The "Jekyll"
Lawrence Spiral & Bryan Haden (accompanied by "Strange and
Unusual" Eris Spiral) defeated the team of "Deranged" Wyatt
Ravage & Jake Kahuna & Sir Blue Knight. Neither team seemed
to know what to make of Wyatt Ravage at first, but he
ultimately showed his true colors, turning on his teammates,
and allowing Samael Harris the opportunity to pin Sir Blue
Knight. Wyatt Ravage has shown his loyalty to Samael Harris
and is now unquestionably a member of Payne's Gate.

2) "Big Poppa Parm" Joey Angelo (accompanied by his manager
Craig Z-List) pinned "Florida Man" Nate Mustang. Z-List
tried to interfere, but Nate Mustang grabbed him and asked
the fans if he should knock his lights out. That, however,
gave Joey Angelo the opportunity to sneak a punch to the
gonads and roll up Mustang for the pinfall.

3) The Spice Boys—"Old Spice" "Chop Daddy" Biggie Biggs &
"Hot Spice" Warhead (along with Kyle Moore) defeated The
Unleashed—"Your Truly" Andd Bivians & "Sincerely" Joe Scott
in an outstanding bout when Biggie Biggs pinned Joe Scott.
They may have lost the battle, but we certainly haven't seen
the last of The Unleashed. Or The Spice Boys for that
matter.

4) A very emotional UWC 2025 Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
was next. Four very deserving wrestlers—Joey Greco, "Alpha
Dog" Adam Chandler, The "Definition of Technician" Cindy
Rogers, and The Cremator—were inducted into the United
Wrestling Coalition Hall of Fame Class of 2025. Previous
Hall of Fame inductees George Pinaha, The Orphan, Joe Rules,
Silly Billy, Vinny DeMarco, Dave Patera, Daisy, Geoffrey
Bravo, Mr. Black, and Biggie Biggs were on hand to support
this year's class. A heartfelt congratulations once again to
Joey Greco, Adam Chandler, Cindy Rogers, and The Cremator!

5) The Honorable Vice President and Mother of Anarchy Daisy
announced the new rules for this Triple Threat Match for the
World Heavyweight Championship. She explained that under
most circumstances, a championship can only change hands by
pinfall or submission.

This is known as the “champion’s advantage.” In a Triple
Threat Match, the first wrestler to achieve a pinfall is the
winner. In that situation, you can win the title without
actually pinning the champion! Moving forward, when a title
is defended in the UWC in a Triple Threat Match, it will be
conducted under the following new rules, which will return
the champion’s advantage: A wrestler may be disqualified at
the referee’s discretion; Wrestlers may be counted out, if
only one wrestler is in the ring; If the champion pins
either challenger, the match is over, and he retains his
title; If either challenger pins the champion, the match is
over, and he is the new champion; If one challenger pins the
other challenger, the match is NOT over! The defeated
wrestler is eliminated from the match, and the bout
continues from that point as a standard one-on-one match,
and the title is still on the line!

World Heavyweight Champion "The Leader of Payne's Gate" Kyle
Payne (accompanied by Bryan Haden, Lawrence & Eris Spiral,
and Shelby) defeated Mr. Spectrum (with his manager Mr.
Black and The Gargantuan) and "The One" Geoffrey Bravo to
retain his title in a Triple Threat Champion's Advantage
Match. Before the match could even begin, Bryan Haden got in
The Gargantuan's face and received a Silverback Slicer
(lariat) for his trouble. Lawrence Spiral helped a groggy
Bryan Haden to the back, leaving only Eris Spiral and Shelby
at ringside for Kyle Payne.

Geoffrey Bravo pinned Mr. Spectrum after interference by The
Gargantuan backfired. Under the original triple threat
rules, this would have resulted in Bravo capturing the World
Heavyweight Championship; however, under the champion's
advantage rules, he still needed to defeat "The Leader" by
pinfall or submission. This was not to be, as Payne quickly
used his finishing maneuver on Geoff Bravo for the pin and
to retain.

6) Tyler Ski vs. Big Billy Gold (who was accompanied by new
Hall of Fame inductee Joey Greco) resulted in a no contest.
Throughout the match, Tyler Ski did so much damage to Billy
Gold's leg, Joey Greco was about to throw in the towel. But
Tyler Ski didn't want a towel thrown in, he wanted Gold to
tap out! Tyler Ski threw a punch at Greco, but Greco blocked
it and delivered one of his own! Rather than disqualifying
Billy Gold for Joey Greco's involvement which was provoked,
Referee Jimmy Storm instead just threw out the match and
ruled it a no contest. The Honorable President and Former
Heavyweight Champion Joe Rules mandated that next month,
Tyler Ski and any partner he can find will take on Big Billy
Gold & Joey Greco in a tag team match!

7) In the very exciting main event, Tag Team Champions The
Stepdads—"Rad Dad" Radley Belmont & "Poppa Bear" Wade
Krueger defeated the team of "Brilliant" Bobby Banks & Iron
Bull Argus (with Craig Z-List). This was Bobby Banks' before
going on hiatus, and he wanted to take one half of the tag
team championship with him. It was not to be, though, as The
Stepdads emerged victorious and retained the title.

The United Wrestling Coalition's next event will be on April
12 at the New Egypt American Legion. This event will feature
Kyle Payne vs. Flash Carter for the World Heavyweight
Championship, Tyler Ski & TBA vs. Billy Gold & Joey Greco, a
special appearance by the one and only Easter Bunny, and so
much more to be announced! For updates, be sure to visit
http://www.facebook.com/UWCFanCave, follow President Joe
Rules on X.com @UWCRules, follow us on Instagram, TikTok,
and Bluesky @UWCaction, and subscribe to our YouTube channel
@jrules500.

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